So, sometimes we like to bring you some questionable news from the world of diesel. Today’s news is our latest find while combing the videos of YouTube. Did you know there is a Diesel Dave show? We didn’t either, but we do now. In this installment, we learn important things like, like the best way to get a tan during winter, how GPS can help you drive in the snow and why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party. Please know we do not endorse or condone any of this behavior, but sure do think it is fun to watch.

Let’s start with the first clip. One of Diesel Dave’s viewers submitted video of him getting a “soot tan.” Yep, it is pretty much exactly like it sounds. The young man in this video sticks his face right in front of his buddy’s truck’s tailpipe and his buddy just covers him. To show how “tan” he got, he removes a piece of tape that was stuck to his forehead before everything went down. Not that the tape was really needed with how white his teeth are. Unfortunately, being an amateur he ends up gagging and coughing quite a bit due to the large amount of soot he inhaled. To show this little amigo how it is done, Diesel Dave gets a “tan” too. This time, when Dave does it, there is no coughing and hacking. Impressive, we think.

Next, Diesel Dave shows us how Siri can help you to drive in snow as she announces “Turn left and then in .2 miles do a boost assisted launch in to the snow bank.” Good thing the driver was paying attention and followed her direction. Wish my Siri gave commands like that. Wouldn’t be great if she provided driving commentary on the highway, like change lines and smoke out the jerk you have been stuck behind? Anyways, just a thought!

Finally, everyone knows you never want to be the first one to pass out at a party, but this really proves it. This poor guy is passed out cold and gets a full on tongue assault from a little dog. All while, the dog himself is “getting some” from another dog. Not quite the 3 way any of us would picture. It’s really something we wish we could un-see.